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anneboleyns:

Have a favorite Tudors pairing? Let me know for the The Tudors Top 20 Ships Vote!

I’m conducting a vote to see what the top Tudors ships are, here are the rules!

  1. Vote via my askbox
  2. You get three votes a day, and you can use them however you want. You can vote for the same ship three times, or send in a vote for three different ships. Up to you!
  3. You must send in your votes separately, one ship per message. It makes it easier for me to record that way.
  4. Askbox messages only. Fanmail votes will be ignored.
  5. Anonymous votes are not allowed, in fact the anon option for my askbox is currently turned off. Sorry!
  6. DEADLINE: February 28, 2014 11:59pm
  7. Be specific: do not just say“Anne & Henry”! There are many Annes and many Henrys. Please include first and last names, ie “Anne Boleyn & Henry Tudor” or “Anne Stanhope & Henry Howard”.
  8. Ships do not have to be canon!
  9. To see how your ship is doing, check here.
  10. Please reblog this to spread the word!

“In the games of queens and kings, we leave our dreams at the door and we make do with what we have. Sometimes if we’re fortunate, we still manage to have a good life.” 

(Source: bethwoodvilles)

Be humble for you are made of earth.
Be noble for you are made of stars.

Serbian Proverb (via resolutewoman)

(Source: seabois)

Pirates of the Caribbean Meme: [2/5] Characters: William Turner

"It wasn’t your blood they needed. It was my father’s blood. My blood … The blood of a pirate."

bookishbutcorruptible:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

bookishbutcorruptible:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

(Source: pizzahottie)

teenwolf:

beaconhillsgang:

Teen Wolf Season 3B: Supernatural Beings

Looks like the Stilinski Chessboard is in need of another update